Neighbors Club Activity Minutes
Today's Activity: Seaside Training Camp
We can finally sit down.
Here!
I will sit here too.
Hurry up and take one!
By the way, where is Rika?
She said she was going to go look at the train car connectors.
The car connectors?
The old maid again!
You fool...
It is almost time to start playing the requiem for your demise.
Draw!
No~ I took the old maid!
It serves you right, you worthless vampire!
With this, the victory is mine!
This one.
The old maid again!
At
the training camp no one
gets any
sleep
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At
the training camp no one
gets any
sleep
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An hour by foot from the train station...
And there aren't any buses or taxis.
It can't be helped.
One would usually go by car to the villa.
Well, since we're already here, it can't be helped.
Shall we go?
Oh well...
At a time like this, a normal adviser would go and fetch us a car.
Don't say something unreasonable!
Even though I'm a teacher adviser prodigy,
there's no way I could have a driver's license!
This seems like something that would be hard for you,
but you're really trying hard, huh?
It's because I'm still excited after seeing the train car connectors.
Tied together so tightly as if embracing one another,
the two burly connectors were happily clanking and moaning!
There's no place sexier!
Even Rika became aroused, just by being there.
It's the ocean!
Ocean, ocean, ocean~
Looks like we're here.
The villa is this way.
We really have this whole place just for ourselves?
Of course!
S-S-Swimming!
A-An-chan, swimming!
Acting so excited, you're really a kid.
I'll take the bags.
So, are we not going to do it?
Do what?
That humiliating thing where everyone poses
and runs toward the ocean shouting, "It's the ocean!"
Don't say it's humiliating...
Now that you mention it,
everyone did that in "Mofu? Mofu!" during the ocean scene too.
I've seen that in things like manga, too, but... what exactly is it?
A self-satisfied custom?
We'll probably understand when we become self-satisfied.
Well, I don't really know much about it, but shall we try it?
That's right, if we get the opportunity to go with friends to the beach at some point,
it will be a problem if we can't do it properly.
Is it really something that you're supposed to practice?
So we yell, "It's the ocean!" as we run into the water?
I don't get it.
When I give the signal, everyone yells it altogether.
I'll leave the poses up to you.
All right, let's do this!
Annnd...
It's the Ocean!
Rika's not good with ocean air.
That was a bit...
Yeah...
Right?
I guess this is something one should practice by oneself, huh?
Let's try yelling, "It's the ocean!" again once we've all improved a bit.
What do you mean by improved?
I'm calling out to the blue sky, the white waves, and the bright red sun!
YAY!
Kobato, if you're going to go play, be sure to put sun screen on.
This is some bothersome advice.
But since it hurts going into the bath with a sunburn...
It's cold!
Bear with it.
Somehow that's really dirty, Senpai.
You should all be sure to put some on too.
I didn't bring any, but...
Well, I should be fine.
Onii-chan, apply an ultraviolet barrier on me too!
Sure, Maria's skin seems pretty delicate too.
Aniki, can I ask you as well?
Sure... after Maria.
I’m terribly sorry to trouble you.
Then, I'll do Aniki's back—
Y-Y-Yukimura-kun is going to do Kodaka-senpai's back...
Kodaka-senpai is a bit nervous, his chest is pounding in anticipation.
Receiving Yukimura-kun's surprisingly prominent thing...
It's so big...
Excalibur!!!!!
I don't understand.
Yozora, put some sun screen on me!
Why do I have to help Meat with its processing?
I-It's fine!
Whatever, I'll put it on you.
Here I go.
It's cold!
Bear with it.
Can't you put it on more gently?
You're using too much strength.
It's because I'm not used to doing this kind of thing.
Well then it can't be helped.
Be sure to spread it evenly.
Leave it to me.
Hey, your hand feels pretty big...
It's your imagination.
Really?
Maybe it feels different because it's my back...
What are you doing!
Don't get up yet.
What?
I can't move...
Because I'm pressing down on your center of gravity.
No matter how much force you use, you won't be able to get up.
Exposing your back to me was stupid, Meat!
Put it on using your hand, dummy!
It's the same thing, putting it on with my hand or with my foot.
There's a big difference!
I'm the only one who's allowed to step on people's backs!
Now that you mention it,
you used to step on the backs of your male followers
and pretend that it was a reward, didn't you?
How is it, are you happy about your reward?
There's no way that I'm happy about this, stupid Yozora!
The only reason it's good when I do it is because I have divine legs.
Aren't you actually ecstatic about me stepping on you?
Your body is telling the truth.
Th-That's not... true!
It seems that I've hit the mark.
Having your body pushed into the ground, unable to get up.
Your pride and dignity snatched away by this humiliating position.
You're getting like this by simply being trampled down.
What kind of pervert are you, getting turned on by this?
You female porker Meat slave!
T-This isn't something enjoyable...
I discovered that girls like you just love getting oppressed.
You were born a perverted piece of Meat.
You're such a walking obscenity, you snot-covered sow!
Beg me, "Oh Goddess of Mercy, keep demeaning me!"
Get off of me!
Wha—!?
I'm not a pervert!
I'm a queen and a goddess, you got that?!
Honestly, what a brazen piece of Meat.
Wow, Sena's boobies are big!
Damn you Yozora, you freaking demon slime!
You're the slime...
Idiot~!
So she's like this even at the beach...
There.
Nice!
Yes.
Ready.
Really, I'm the only one who can cook?
I wonder if we have any yogurt...
What are you doing in a place like this?
K-Kodaka...
Did you, um... s-see it?
See what?
Before I ran away, um...
I was putting sun block on Kobato at the time,
so I don't really know what I was supposed to see, but...
Yozora must have been picking on you again, right?
Yeah, th-that's right.
Dinner's ready.
Wait~!
Onwards, An-chan!
Kodaka, what are you making?
Paella.
After all, shellfish are a lot cheaper by the harbor.
You can even make things like that?
Well, its just been me and her for a while now, after all.
Yozora, don't you have a dish you're particularly proud of?
You must have had cooking practice in school, right?
During cooking practice, I would always stand by myself in the corner of the room.
The other people in my group would continue cooking like I wasn't there.
Once everything was finished,
I would sit on the corner seat
and they would give me some like they were pitying me.
I would just eat my portion in embarrassment,
finish first, and clean my plate.
That's how all of my cooking classes went.
I-I see...
The food Kodaka makes has great flavor.
It's really delicious.
You really outdid yourself today.
That's certainly why he leaves so quickly in the evening.
You idiot worthless vampire.
Shut up! I...
Tonight's the end of the training camp.
We're going home tomorrow,
and yet we still haven't done anything that one would expect from a training camp.
What sorts of things would one expect?
We practiced yelling "It's the ocean!" while running towards the water, didn't we?
That doesn't count...
That's true, I would like to do a bit more.
Right?
Yes, when a group of young guys and girls are gathered at night, their activity is...
That's right, a revolt!
Don't say obscene things!
Well then what about standard summer night activities?
Like telling ghost stories, or tests of courage?
How unexpected, a serious scientist like you suggesting that.
All girls love things dealing with the occult, Senpai.
Rika is not only a scientist, but a a young lady too.
Although she's really just a pervert...
Don't say that about yourself...
They had tests of courage in "Sparkle Love" too... I'd like to try it.
Then, let's all tell scary stories to get started,
and afterwards go out into the woods?
That sounds good, right?
As Aniki wishes.
The darkness of night is my companion.
I don't feel the least bit of fear.
I-I'm not afraid of things like ghosts, either!
Well then, since Rika was the one who brought it up...
We're starting with quite the hurdle.
No matter how you look at it, the cover is that of a Freedom x Destiny book...
but the content is that of a Destiny x Freedom book!
And then?
That was the end...
Yes, next.
Well then, I'll tell the tale of the terrifying... meat dumplings.
That's a comedy story!
But they were really dreadful.
Next!
With my ghost story, you'll all be wallowing in the very recesses of terror.
W-Why aren't you all scared!
Next!
Well then, I'll have you all listen to a special story.
It's called, "The Terrifying Miso Soup."
I-It hurts...
W-Why Augustinus!?
M-Mother, why did you put it in?
Why did you put Augustinus's head in it...
Why are you laughing?
Kodaka, why do you have such bad luck?
Your story...
I don't understand your sensitivity.
So after my story, let's go do the test of courage.
This is a story I heard from a friend...
You don't have any friends.
Shut up, Meat.
For now, let's call the protagonist of the story Kid A.
She went to a public middle school.
This girl had one close friend, who was named... let's call her Kid Y.
Kid A and Kid Y were always together, no matter what they did.
By the way, at the school those girls attended,
there was a legend about a ghost of a girl named Yamiko-san.
This ghost would take the form of someone's friend at school,
betray them, and kill them.
After a nasty fight over a love affair,
cracks appeared on their once-perfect friendship.
That's when the ghost started to betray and bully Kid Y
to the point of causing her to commit suicide.
Once Kid A became aware of what was going on,
mysterious things started to happen all around her.
Those things gradually escalated, and then...
After that, no one ever saw Kid A again.
Now then, shall we go on that test of courage?
Hey Yozora, you know, maybe we should call this off.
It's dark outside, and dangerous...
Th-Th-Th-That's right.
If there was an accident it would be a real pain to deal with...
Well then, I guess we'll cancel the test of courage.
After some time,
it turned out Yozora's ghost story didn't keep everyone so scared and that they couldn't sleep.
But talking about betrayal from friends made me think
about how that guy probably thought I betrayed him.
Don't tell me...
Kodaka... Hey, Kodaka...
Sena?
What's wrong?
C-Come with me for a bit.
What is it?
I-I'd like you to accompany me to the bathroom.
The bathroom?
It's not like I'm particularly scared or anything.
But you know, um... just to be sure...
Couldn't you have just asked Yozora, who's in your room, to come with you?
If I were to ask her for something like that, she'd definitely make fun of me.
Come on, I'm... at my limit.
All right.
You're still there, right, Kodaka?
Yeah, I'm here.
Kodaka, are you there?
I said I'm here...
You're there, right?
I said I'm here.
Answer me properly, dummy!
Kodaka, are you there?
I'm here.
Don't ever tell Yozora about this, okay?
I won't forgive you if you tell her.
Okay, okay...
An-chan...
What is it, Kobato?
Come with me to the bathroom....
An-chan, are you there?
I'm here~
The bathroom?
How did you know?
Onii-chan, you're amazing!
Onii-chan, are you there?
Onii-chan! Onii-chan!
I'm here, calm down and make your poop.
Okay!
All right, all right, let's go to the bathroom.
The bathroom?
I just came here for some late-night nookie.
Go back.
I should have gone while with them earlier...
What, Kodaka?
What are you doing?
Bathroom.
I need to go to the bathroom too.
Well in that case, let's go together.
Don't tell me...
Are you afraid of going to the bathroom by yourself because of the Yamiko-san story?
Th-Th-Th-There's no way that's true!
Why are you afraid from your own story?
Why would a story that doesn't scare me scare someone else?
Um, Kodaka...
You can go first.
Sorry.
Um, Kodaka, are you there?
I'm here~
Kodaka?
I'm here!
And anyway, I have to use the bathroom too, so there's no reason for me to leave.
That's true.
Sorry for the wait.
No worries.
I'll wait for Kodaka to come out too.
So anyway, Kodaka, you weren't scared by that ghost story?
Not at all.
I see, so you weren't scared...
But, well...
it's not good to betray your friends.
Yeah.
That's right.
By the way, about that story you told earlier...
you only barely beat mine.
In what way was it barely?
I think everyone knows that my specialty is telling funny stories.
I should get to bed...
Wait, what was with that reaction all of a sudden?
Don't you think you want to hear my funny story?
I don't think that I want to at all.
At least hear the title.
I'm going to sleep.
Wait, wait, wait!
Next time:
Girls
in
yukatas
are
super
-
cute
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Girls in yukatas are super-cute!
That's the next title...
Huh, Yozora?
Hey!